WoollyShire’s BAAAAd Employee of the Month is Donuts.
To be a BAAAAd Employee, one must truly excel on holding one’s own under pressure, lend a helping hand and cause just enough mischief to not anger others.
Donuts is an unsung hero of WoollyShire. He goes to work when most are heading to bed. He is a guardian dog who does it all for belly rubs and two square meals a day.
Here are a few of Donut’s admirable qualities:
Adult man barker
Fills the air with fluff
Not so secret admirer of deer
Holder downer of straw
Britches’ role model
Prized vole hunter
Layer downer eater of food
Perfected ignoring Britches’ antics
Guardian of sheep
Can recognize up to 100 faces
Wants a kitty cat of his own
Prefers belly rubs
Groomer of Freddy D’s handsome mug
Member of the Night Watch
After reading that impressive list, I am certain you can understand why he is WoollyShire’s BAAAAd Employee of the Month. For being our BAAAAd Employee of the Month, he will receive no additional compensation-only more demands from Lady Puddin’ Pop.
Enjoy past photos of Donuts on WoollyShire Farm!
